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Appetite Spoiler Alert!!!!!

tumblr_kpplpcsOry1qzvnxpo1_500People ask me if I miss eating meat. Yes, I do. I love steak! I love juicy cheeseburgers, crispy bacon, fat porkchops, and sizzling sausage. Let's not even mention Foie Gras. I fantasize, not of the day when we find the cure for cancer, but when we find the humane way to make Foie Gras; a method so blissful and orgasmic the geese beg the farmers to be the lucky foul to have their livers enlarged. Until then my visual retention of factory farming, and the other inhumane, mainstream practices that get us our "meat" is too acute for me to get those delicious baby back ribs stuck between my incisors again.images-2Now, this isn't just a food thing either. I'm trying not to buy leather goods either. I know my magic shoes are a perfect patent leather, but let's be honest.....i knew i wasn't getting them.

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One Year

osumi_wendell-064One year today you became my HH (hunky hubby.) I'm still twirling that you picked me (you're pretty lucky yourself mister.) One year and i still sometimes get a little nervous when your name comes up on my phone screen. One year and i still want you to come home early every night from work. One year and your teeth flossing joke still makes me laugh night after night. One year and I'm definitely OVER your inability to help me recycle the plastic bottles in the house (do we need to even go there why we EVEN have plastic bottles, honey?) One year and not a day (more like an hour) goes by without thinking I can't wait to tell him this. My sweet boy, we may not be the type which "completes" one another, but I'm definitely less Dre without you as my Snoop.p.s. one of my favorite blogs a cup of jo is on her honeymoon. in her absence she's guest blogging "our secrets to a happy marriage." they're all very different, as are all marriages. i'm enjoying them immensely. enjoy.

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