The Monster Mash

It's Halloween time my friends. I know that because I'm on my third bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. I have always hated this holiday. I hate dressing up. I hate dress up parties. It's always a competition among women my age as to who can find a "costume" that allows them to whore out the most. I've seen it all and it's so tired: naughty nurse, little school girl, french maid, cheerleader, catwoman, Eve, and my personal favorite: officer kinky .I've scoured the internet. The following are very popular this year or just simply make me happy:

Love Boat's Julie & Isaac

*images courtesy of costume idea zone, healthy and active, scrapetv.com & brooklyvegan.com