the next shake weight?

so i'm shooting an infomercial today. the details are vague to say the least.

i was told it's "fitness" related.

the audition consisted of a mere photograph taken of my person and face.

let's speculate what's in store.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwocdImA6Z8&feature=player_embedded]

cowboy is very hip these days, no? everyone's trying to get their true grit on. maybe my pilates pelvic tilting skills will come in handy on dem der' saddle.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOAO4SX8N3o&feature=related]

perhaps i'll luck out and get a mini maui vacation with the hawaii chair .

if you can sit, you can get fit!!

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pij33oHFyT0&feature=player_embedded#at=12]

slim suit! message to woman at 0:25 trust me you don't that dress to fit honey.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aUFZL9R04Y&feature=player_embedded#at=12]

um...i think this 'three-minute miracle' can also get you pregnant.

i'll need a giant clause in my contract if this is today's product.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eLU5wYWKd4&feature=player_embedded#at=47]

and i know this really isn't fitness, but go-girl can be used in conjunction with fitness endeavors.

at least with 'go-girl' i'll stop taking life.....sitting down.