up a size...or two...

blech.

someone had herself one too many mr. goodbar's this weekend.

my triple xxl robe from men's: husky and high even feels snug this morning.

HD friendly i am not.

rather, stick an apple in my mouth and fire-pit me up luau style.

i can't go on another day feeling like such a slug.

plus, i'm out of mr. goodbars.