All the concealer in the world.....

isn't going to cover up the hot mess creeping and crawling around my kisser. I must be camera ready tomorrow, and it's more like ready for my possession of crystal meth mugshot. Those fourteen pounds I was supposed to lose over the weekend actually developed into a 2 pound accrual. At the time, my wine was telling me "birthday cake (2 days worth) is cleansing and detoxifying." I should have known better. Wine also once told me, "guys think it's really hot to pick out places to honeymoon on the second date."I'll let you know how tomorrow goes. I was cast for an athletic shoe commercial/DVD. Keep your fingers crossed they don't fire me upon arrival.* image Eleanor Hardwick